They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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