im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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