he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
this will be a night to untag.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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