i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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