I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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