oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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