All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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