Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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