Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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