what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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