Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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