he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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