can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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