im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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We have started to decorate penises.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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