dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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