you guys were way drunker than both of me
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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