brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I can't put those talents on a resume
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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