One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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