Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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