There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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