"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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