So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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