Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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