her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Randomize
