maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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