shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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