what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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