I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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