He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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