Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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