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I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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