I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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