so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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