my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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