I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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