I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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