I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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