I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you will always have a special place in my vag
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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