this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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