why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Terrible idea I love it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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