i don't like sucking hair
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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