Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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