Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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