There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Everclear isn't food dammit
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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