I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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