Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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