he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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