I accidentally had phone sex last night
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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