If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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