You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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