are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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