I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
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Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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