East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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