things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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